Too Much Soul for One Body
As we have long foreseen, Alla Pugacheva's soul recently grew too large for one body to contain. To protect us all from a Tunguska-level soul overload event, she spawned two new bodies to contain the overflow.
Harry and Elizabeth, the "children of" Alla Pugacheva and Maxim Galkin, spontaneously budded from Pugacheva's body on September 18, 2013. Each of these two new individuals, taken on their own, contains enough soul to provide miraculously generated salo to the Yakshur-Bodyinsky district for a year.