BRS News

Give that man a sock!

It's not enough that Harry Potter rips off the Russian concept of witches, now they have to rip off our leader as well. Dobby the house elf must go.

We at fully support the latest lawsuit against the soulless purveyors of Harry Potter filth. It doesn't take a scholar with a degree from the Institute of Literary Analysis and Other Textual Studies to see what they are saying: we Russians are the smelly, ugly servants of the West.

This is patently unfair. Obviously, the British are the smelly, ugly servants of the Americans, but we Russians are nobody's servants.

Please help our cause. Indicate via a vote that you feel Putin and Dobby look alike. The results will be used in our court case.

You may wish to read more about this on another, less soulful site »

Related Articles: People With Soul