Soul vs. Soul Betrayer
As the Olympics unfold, ignore the whines of soulless Canadians who don't understand that a perfect quad Lutz is nothing compared to a perfect Soul. And root for Evgeni Plushenko. Or don't root for him, but he'll win anyway because his soul is undiluted. "It was not so easy to see he would become what he is today," [his coach] says, "but I saw he had feelings for beauty. He also had a strong soul." Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner.
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