Hooligan Birds Fail to Follow Putin
In a clear, selfish bid for fame through hooliganism and religious hatred, a flock of endangered birds failed to follow Vladimir Putin to their Uzbek nesting grounds.
President Putin took time out of his busy schedule to arrange a hush-hush, top secret trip to don a white jumpsuit (see photo) and escort the birds to salvation in the not-quite-soulful land of Uzbekistan. The ungrateful birds, however, sought fame and fortune by alerting the world's media to the event, donning balaclavas, and refusing to follow.
Despite his disappointment with and disapproval of the birds, President Putin's spirit was undampened and he went on to rock out on lead guitar at an impromptu concert in Astana. (See photo inset.)
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