Day Of Acceptance Of The Declaration Of The Russian Federation's State Sovereignty
Now that's a thoroughly named holiday. I mean, it hardly needs a description, eh? Still...
On one special day each year you get a chance to accept the declaration of the Russian Federation's state sovereignty. If you have not yet done so, don't let this opportunity pass. Otherwise, well, another year will pass without your acceptance. You may very well die having not yet accepted the Russian Federation's state sovereignty into your life.
Will you not come forward today and accept the declaration?
Let us bow our heads and accept together.