Christmas for small-souled individuals. We know who you are.
"Santa Claus." Right. For some reason, the small-souled world has fixated on December 25 as a special day to spend themselves into small-souled oblivion. A big, fat, red-suited man guides them to the shopping malls then retreats to his cold home to play "house" with his little elves. Ded Moroz has the good sense to keep Mrs. Moroz at home and go hang out with a sexy Devushka.
So. Whose Christmas is better? The answer is clear... unless you like to stay in your igloo and play with your elf.