Holidays


Anniversary of the October Revolution

November 7

Happy anniversary! Remember our first kiss? You, me, the baby carriage rolling down the stairs, gunshots in the distance, the soft touch of my tongue against the delicate gag-reflex nerve ganglia at the back of your throat...

We used to say, "when the revolution comes, so-and-so will be the first one up against the wall." Well, baby, let's drink to the wall, that old, fluid-stained wall. Maybe some day we'll meet there again.

Until then, happy anniversary and bottoms up!