The next-to-the-next-to-last drinking holiday of the Christmas season. You should be fairly well inebriated by now, though keep in mind that it's best to peak at Old Christmas and ride that buzz through Old New Year's.
Don't miss this unique chance to celebrate Christmas twice! It's a day-off-from-work deal, too.
Tonight we're gonna party like your husband's away in jail. Thank you, people who work for prosecutors!
Celebrated by zillions every year. But it doesn't mean what you think it means... "Press" is a noun.
Drink a toast to Russia's finest. (Not to be confused with "Corpse of Engineer Day," which a more obscure holiday.)
The siege of Leningrad really sucked. Goddam fascists.