Old People's Day

October 1

Army Day

October 1

Space Forces Day

October 4

Kiss a clone trooper.

Teachers' Day

October 5

Kiss a clone teacher.

Feast of Pokrov

October 14

All the Pokrov you can eat! And you can eat a lot of Pokrov, can't you, you great fat fattie of a fat fat fat.

Day of the Agriculture and Food Processing Industry

Second Sunday in October

We invented spam first.

Signal Corpsman's Day

October 20

Day of the Road Sector

Third Sunday in October

Advertising Day

October 23

Special Forces Day

October 24

Russian Federation Customs Day

October 25

We have many fine customs. But this day is not about them. It's about frisking your sausage at the border.