Holidays


Constitution Day

December 12

We have strong, strong constitutions. Do not try to out drink us.

Day of the Strategic Missile Troops

December 17

You know, if we had our own ICBM to lug around we'd make sure we got more than just one day. Then again, there's also the "Day of the Rocket Forces" so maybe the Strategic Missile Troops already had the same thought and got the job done.

Western Xmas

December 25

Christmas for small-souled individuals. We know who you are.