Show your solidarity with the small-souled nationalities of the world by getting loaded with your friends.
Say "poexhali" and take off.
Despite what you may have heard, every day is not Geologist Day. Celebrate accordingly.
Do not confuse Lake Chud with Lake C.H.U.D. On the other hand, go ahead and confuse them. I like to picture the C.H.U.D.s cheering on Nevsky's warriors and licking their chops at the upcoming meal of Teutonic Tartar.
I think Chernobyl blew up on this day. I can't remember, though. I shouldn't have eaten those Ukrainian vegetables from the market.