One of the most soulful holidays in the world, Russian Pushkin day is a time of reflection, peace, memorization, and recitation. Adults and children alike gather together for a day of light drinking and to recite the works of Aleksandr Sergeevich.

Now that's a thoroughly named holiday. I mean, it hardly needs a description, eh? Still...

Send your doctor a fruit basket. Buy jewelry for your nurse. Fake a heart attack and fellate your Emergency Medical Technician. The options are boundless.

Everybody needs a day.

Buck up, partner! Things could be worse.

Break open the Stoli, it's Youth Day! Stoli and Botox and untamed buttocks! Celebrate youth day in style.

Leave it to the efficiency experts to come up with a holiday that falls on the fourth Saturday in the month.