Honey Spas

August 14

Smear your beloved with honey. We have very good holidays.

Apple Spas

August 19

Rub your beloved with apples. This is not as good a holiday as Honey Spas, but there's nothing wrong with a good apple rubbing.

Cinema Day

August 27

On this day we celebrate the short life and extraordinary works of the late Viktor Tsoi. Do not confuse this with "Sunny Day".

Dormition of the Blessed Virgin

August 28

On this day, all virgins are invited to ill-advised dorm parties.

Nut Spas

August 29

On Honey Spas, you rubbed your beloved with honey. On Apple Spas, you rubbed your beloved with apples. Today, you rub your beloved with nuts.