Smear your beloved with honey. We have very good holidays.
Rub your beloved with apples. This is not as good a holiday as Honey Spas, but there's nothing wrong with a good apple rubbing.
On this day we celebrate the short life and extraordinary works of the late Viktor Tsoi. Do not confuse this with "Sunny Day".
On this day, all virgins are invited to ill-advised dorm parties.
On Honey Spas, you rubbed your beloved with honey. On Apple Spas, you rubbed your beloved with apples. Today, you rub your beloved with nuts.